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We're still telling stories over on Facebook, but they keep shutting down our page. They removed our last page because of a couple of screenshots that were posted months prior, so we ended up losing over a thousand stories. We've started our 5th Facebook page but I'm tired of losing all that hard work and good storytelling. We're going to do our best to share more stories here as I want them to last forever. Ok, enough of that. Let's get to the goods. Jump to comments.
Meet Lisa Erwin. She's a registered medical assistant who's angry at the world. She's angry at Biden, gas prices, and the new student loan payback program. She's a Trump Humper who just never stops complaining. Lisa is different from most of our awardees in that she received her first two COVID vaccinations...but something changed along the way.
We'll start in September 2020.
She doesn't seem to have a lot of faith in America. We lose Trump and we'll turn into a 3rd world country. 🤷🏻♀️
Lisa's mother has cancer, so she does the right thing and gets her first two vaccinations.
Do these people always jump right to asking for prayers with every runny nose or sore throat?
She's still pro-vax.
Three days later.
Deflection!
She had to make it very clear that she only got vaccinated to protect her mother.
Blah, blah, blah.
Here starts the switch.
Covid finally makes its first appearance.
Thanks to the vaccine, she lived through her first bout with COVID.
Her political posts really ramped up during the summer of '22.
Sure you don't, Lisa.
For someone who claims they never get sick, she sure seems to get sick a lot.
She wears it like a badge of honor.
Her FB sentence didn't seem to last very long.
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She's well enough to continue shitposting.
Here is where the fun begins.
She's doubling down!
Her last post to the world.
24 hours later, she passed away and earned her Herman Cain Award.
Thanks, VaxMan, for continuing to let us share stories here. We're going to do our best to post a couple of stories a week. You can also always find us on Facebook at Herman Cain Awardzz.
"That vaccine card looks faked to me. I’m suspicious about the handwriting all looking the same. I don’t know Moderna lot numbers, but it just looks too casual" I absolutely agree with you on that. It would also explain how she got two shots and died anyway. I don't know if the benefits of the vaccines wear off completely with the passage of time, or if her body was one of the few that simply didn't make any antibodies, but not actually having had any shots seems the likeliest explanation. If she genuinely thought that her choices were between getting fired and getting poisoned, I can easily see her forging a vaccine card for herself.
Dumb bitch. Good riddance.... and she really did know better.... moron.
I haven’t been here for a while—I am heartened to see so many new posts! Wheeeeeee! Die you fucking fascists, DIE!
One less GQP nutter voter. Thanks for pitching in.
LIsa your rapture has come and gone! All your "infinite wisdom" did not save you from COVID...bozo