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Laura Loomer, 28, Mar-a-Lago-ish, FL, Hate Speech Artist, has COVID. Is death looming?

UPDATE 6/26/23: Update by popular demand. Link


According to this story, Laura Loomer — the crazy Muslim-hating, conspiracy-touting, sensationalist — is battling COVID. We'll keep an eye on this one.




And relative to COVID we only need to quote one thing:



So it's a race between bad fajitas and COVID...I've got my money on COVID.


Maybe she'll change her ways? Maybe she'll get better and use the angry podium she's created to tell others to get vaccinated? We'll see.


Stay tuned.


August 26, 2022 update to Vaxman's original story from 9/18/21:


Laura Loomer survived her bout of Covid. She said, "Can't even begin to explain how brutal the body aches and nausea that come with covid are. I am in so much pain. This is honestly the worst part about it." She was treated with hydroxychloroquine and asked for prayers. She tried to get Ivermectin but was denied. Sounds like it was a bit worse than food poisoning to me! Regardless, she made it through.


Recently, she won the Republican's nomination to represent Florida's 11th district in the US House of Representatives. She narrowly lost to incumbent U.S. Rep. Daniel Webster. She refuses to concede the election and is claiming she lost due to voter fraud. So far, she has been unable to produce any evidence to back up this claim.


She may have won the fight against Covid but she lost the election.


UPDATE Jun 26, 2023:


Laura Loomer can't taste her food anymore. I guess she can expect more bouts of food poisoning (that she thought was potentially worse than COVID):



and...



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Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith
8 hours ago

Every time I make a run to Detroit (usually about twice a month), I pick up a Detroit Metro Times, which is a little like Detroit's answer to the old Village Voice in New York. There's a great Bill Shea piece this time, starts like this:


A cold, pulse-less darkness spreads across the frozen landscape. Superstitious peasants shutter their hovels and pray to ward off frightening evil. Plague empties the city and fills the graveyard. The ancient sinister figure’s long, black shadow draws across the horizon as the fragile light finally fails. The chilly gloom is inescapable as the inevitable tragic fate descends and the pale winter sun is extinguished, bringing doom.


But enough about Trump’s dismal return.


Let’s talk…


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x-ray Mike
x-ray Mike
5 hours ago
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There’s an article in WaPo today about Canada and Mexico sending firefighters and equipment to help in LA. Meanwhile, Drumph sends insults and lies, techbros send money to Drumph and insults to California. America the Beautiful.

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Talk about censorship! So laughably proving that it is not about the principle of free speech


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/the-penthouse-marquee-hate-speech-allegation-1.7428625

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x-ray Mike
x-ray Mike
17 hours ago
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Losing the X account was an honour.

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Stop the Madness
a day ago

Here's one in honor of this great occasion:


Laura Loomer, so I hear,

was in trouble, up to her ear,


"The world is strange, oh woe is me.

There's way too many minorities!"


But she found to her delight:

She likes people - if they're white.


"What's a girl to do if they're insane?

I know! I'll go and join the Trump campaign!"


She found her role, now easy does it.

Her new address? Mar-a-Lago broom closet.

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Stop the Madness
21 hours ago
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Btw. I modified the last verse since, in my view, sarcasm needs subtlety to be truly effective.

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cath
a day ago

trump proposing a "Bitcoin Reserve". Lol, going full Mafia-State, in line with ruZZia.

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Stop the Madness
17 hours ago
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The national Bitcoin reserve will be located in the spare rooms and bathroom of Mar-a-Lago.

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After 6 tries, I finally got a comment box. Thought I was being cut off. Whew.

Congratulations to HOS, I'll take 40,002

Keep the group going!

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cath
a day ago
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Yes that sometimes happens. Refreshing the page usually fixes it. Wix may be quirky, but it doesn't detract from the value of SAV. I'd hate to lose it.

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