“It’s very dangerous stuff. You can get killed with those things,” he said of tomatoes. He also said it was necessary for security to be “aggressive” in stopping people from throwing “pineapples, bananas, tomatoes, stuff like that.”
‘THEY WERE GOING TO DO FRUIT’
In new deposition transcripts, Trump defended encouraging rally attendees to beat up hypothetical protesters wielding tomatoes by claiming that projectile fruits can be lethal.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-of-killer-tomatoes-pineapples-and-bananas-in-court-docs
Wasn't this a Monty Python sketch? "Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit" where the instructor was giving tips on how to defend yourself against people wielding fresh fruit and got annoyed when the attendees wanted to know how to defend themselves against knives or pointed sticks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PZXuk3TsM
Just imagine what a well-placed tomato would do to his hair!
I can see Trump being very worried about this. Fruit and vegetables to him are like sunshine to a vampire.
At our local Renaissance Fair, they had a booth for throwing tomatoes at an insult-wielding jester.
It was only dangerous when a (clearly minor-league) baseball pitcher stepped up to the tomato plate. You could hear the "whiz" as those tomatoes flew thew the air. LOL. The jesters were always happy when those guys left.
Meanwhile, I've heard that Ottawa residents are stocking up on eggs and tomatoes for the biker rally planned for this weekend! 😝