Sal Cordileone's petticoats must be in an uproar. (He's the San Francisco archbishop who has excommunicated Nancy Pelosi over her public support of abortion rights. He was also one of the principal crusaders against marriage equality.)
top of page
bottom of page
This thing looks like a demonstration of power; Pelosi vs Cordileone. She scored!
I've never participated in any events with members of the order of Pee-Pee Touchers. Why would you want to? Long ago I was in rehab with a priest. He was a drunk just like any other except he passed out cold drunk on the alter.
Another time years ago, I was recuperating and working from home after a work accident. I had been given temp work through a disability office selling some catholic magazine with a preprogrammed dialing machine. You know the whole game involves reading a script promising certain prayers, novenas(?), and such. I know 0 about the catholic operations/observations.
People thought I was a priest or brother though I gave no such announcement. I told my boss I was uncomfortable with people thinking I was some ranking member of the church. "Don't worry about it." he said.
It was a scam worthy of my con-man father. So yeah, I can give you a slug of wine and a cracker if it makes you feel better. You bring the wine and crackers though.