Conspiracy nut: “They already have a cure for cancer, but they’re suppressing it so they can keep making money on chemo!”
Me: “If that was true, that would mean...”
Conspiracy nut: “Of course it’s true! If people stopped getting cancer, they would lose all that money they make from chemo!”
Me: “In order to keep that a secret, it would...”
Conspiracy nut: “It’s definitely true! If the secret cure gets out, they would lose all that money they’ve been raking in!”
Me: “I see your point, but for that to be true, it would mean...”
Conspiracy nut: “Of course it’s true! If people stopped getting cancer, they would lose all that money they make from chemo!”
Those idiots have been saying that for years. My husband is a cancer survivor thanks to the doctors and radiation.