She’s an idiot and her restaurant sent patrons home with bloody diarrhea. If that ain’t good republican politikkin’, I don’t know what is.
Oh, and there’s a perfectly good explanation of why her hubbs (then a legal age single guy) whipped his dong out in a bowling alley to show underage girls his new dong tattoo and got him arrested for public indecency and labeled as a sex offender…
He wasn’t showing the girls his dick according to Boebert. He was showing them the tattoo on his dick. That’s a big difference that makes it all ok for Lauren Boebert, US Representative from Colorado. So folks, whenever you send photos of your anus to Boebert, just be sure there’s a henna tattoo next to it so you can claim you’re showing her your tattoo too. (But don’t send Boebert butt tattoo photos or any explicit photos. She’s likely to claim that’s different in her “laws for you but not for me“ world.)
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-husband-public-indecency-book-explained-1724177
