As a ghoul, I sometimes troll around GFM looking for the FAFO asshats. During times of fresh meat boredom, I’ve posted links in the chats. I don’t social media so there’s no way for me to confirm their antivax feelings, but sometimes it’s pretty obvious. So this is a repository for GFMs that folks might stumble upon. I’m starting with one I found last night that was so funny/not funny that it’s practically legend. I will be making jokes about this forever.
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Was Willy Waxxinated?
Was the one full stop in the whole paragraph of begging intentional?
I'm still amazed people have money to throw away on these chumps, I always thought their bills and Trump donations would bleed them dry.
I, myself, started a GFM, but it was to do with getting dentures, and it didn't catch much.(possibly $200).
Only my good friends contributed, and GFM disconnected the page. Fast forward to today, after scoring all kinds of government money from the pandemic, I'm getting it done with my own money that I carefully saved up.
GFM has a rather intentional delivery system-the best ones are well-connected people who can drive up donations through word of mouth and lots of media play. The majority of them are losers and not many people get more than a fraction of t he money they're seeking.
I need a go fund me to payoff my CC bills. CC crooks been financially raping me at a rate CRAZY high AFTER I missed a payment due to a car wreck (merciless mufers). Also, I need to be able to make a 1/2 million dollar bet on UFC's Gaethje at crypto.com like drake did for reasons of racial/fiscal equal stupidity. (Gaethje lost). I'm under the influence after my Dr. visit.
Good lord! $2000 won’t get him very far in solving all those problems, but he’ll be lucky to get $200. It’s awfully damn tough out there.
To be fair, Kalpesh always had a large bulbous head. Also he didn't have any hateful stuff on his FB, but he had a great looking fried chickpea recipe on there, and now I'm starving.
https://www.facebook.com/kalpesh.lavingia/photos
DeathofRats -- I collected anti-vax, right-wing, and racist (and anti-BLM) memes of Joseph Goade, here: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/chuck-vandhitch-48-macon-ga-loved-waffle-house-anti-vaxx-dead-from-covid?commentId=55da93fe-cb18-4fb7-b8c5-778a3193cf4c
THAT was an entertaining read! One period in the whole write-up! Occasional capitalization in what was clearly the middle of the sentence. And the squirrels fucked with his truck while he was in the hospital! Talk about bad karma. William You is now $90 richer amen.
But I hate folks who get gov't hand outs, public assistance etc. No childcare, no pre-K stuff but no abortions. And here we are approaching 100K cases a day again.
The “miracle” recovery created by medical science. Meanwhile my miracle was a vaccine and I haven’t been hospitalized for months on end. My lazy lib ass has been churning for capitalism the whole damned time, not sucking it dry.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/jons-covid19-journey?qid=44f46fb0ee8e5a2f0f99e33922ba9c6f
Delta put her in the hospital and killed her dad while she was in there. Could have been vaccinated for months by that point. But Arizona so she and dad were probably busy moaning the election was stolen.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-marlenes-recovery?qid=ddc9eb084d711a93768da250aba7d7ee
Did a test and he “had the antibodies”. So unvaxxed, for sure because Louisiana and no way they’d send off a test that would decipher the types of antibodies. This Republican needs some bootstraps.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/wesleys-covid-heart?qid=56514498b3b0be7f4e31bc5ccb6a5ac9
Well, get to the end of the beg and you will see that “there’s a reason God brought” me to his page. This post is anointed in the Holy Spirit. Reckon Sarge is vaxxed now.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/chris-sarge-covid-road-to-recovery?qid=41b96573d90cc37a68e52785551109b8
This one is a bag of FUCKING CRAZY. I couldn’t even read it all. I put it here because, holy fuck. That is all.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid-refugees-stuck-in-mexico-tshinciao-sheyla?qid=b4eda2a2079a6aa22c0b8c8fe8c0bc63
Omi been feasting on this one since January. I would like to make a Lucy joke since his name is Charlie Brown. But Lucy tried to snatch the COVID ball with a vaccine and Charlie finally outwitted her.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/lifelong-horseman-charlie-brown-covid-recovery?qid=45fab1b09a487d4434b7b30113a5d9fc
So I just figured out you can filter posts on Facebook by year and month. He never referenced Jan. 6th, the election, Trump, vaccines etc. Seems like at some point, he even kind of took the pandemic seriously.
If I had to guess, he just didn't get vaccinated because he doesn't seem especially smart and probably didn't know good info from bad info and just figured it wasn't that big of a deal.
Serious FAFO. Look at all the deaths mentioned in this one little $ beg. Plus, his name is Merle (could be dead by now, looked bleak a few days ago). You‘d think if you had so much slaughter in your family you’d reconsider your MAGAt choices. But, nah.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/merles-fight-against-covid?qid=57bd6f0abe1d36403d011f3265891c49
Gonna say if you are this young and fit, you weren’t vaccinated if you were unable to work for 6 weeks.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-delanee-recover-from-covid-and-loss?qid=b21d93b28cfbafb1646a503df318ad3b
Ok, this one may not have had time to be antivax since she’s been hospitalized since 4-2021. Auto immune should have rushed out for vaccination in 1-2021, but maybe she didn’t know that. Still, this worth the read for what she’s been going through.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid19-lung-transplant?qid=23283ea1778bd0398fa1409fb9b860cb
I found Willy V.'s FB, and I can't tell what his feelings on the vax were because OMG, he posts 100s of times a day it seems. I have scrolled and scrolled and I'm only 3 weeks back and so far, just a bunch of Jesus stuff.