Fake Fan Mail

The "fan mail" is so inarticulate that any idiot could have written it. It's just a bunch of profanity and conspiracy theories, always riddled with bad spelling and grammar, and often in all caps.

So, I'm going to write my own fake fan mail! I can make it indistinguishable from the real thing. Here goes...

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FUCK YOU YOU COMMIE DICK SUCKING SHIT EATERS!!!! YOU FAGGITS SHOOD ALL DIE!!! IF YOU DID YOUR RESERCH YOU WOOD NO THE VACSEENS DONT WORK WURTH A FUCK!!!! VACSINATED PEEPLE STILL GET IT!

Hey commy faggits! your totilley retarted if you beleeve the vacseen reely works! the covid virus is fake!!!! its all just a hoax thay use to sell there foney vacseens! wake up sheepel!

you commy's keep pushing the vacine cawse your a bunch of far left fuck faces who give blow jobs to joe bidin! joe bidin isnt even prezident! if you cood wake up you wood sea that trump is still prezident! MAGA!!!!!!

YOU VAX PUSHERS ARE TOTILLY BRANE WASHED! THE VACKSEEN DOESNT WORK!!! ALL THE VACKSEEN DOES IS FUCK UP YORE IMUNE SISTEM AND MAKE YOU GET EVIN SICKER!!!! YOU COMMY COCK SUKCERS WILL NEVER SEA THE TRUTH CAWSE YORE TOTILLY FUCKING RETARTED!!!!

Dont you ass holes no that the vacines have mikro chips in them so bill gates can track yore evry moovemint? WAKE UP AND STOP BEEING SUCH STOOPID FUKCING MORRONS!!!!!!

Yore sight is all a bunch of lies! you leftie faggits dont no the truth cawze yall have your heds up your asses!!!!! Im tired of all the libberil stoopidness! GET A BRAIN, MORANS!

HAY DUM ASSES! YOU KEAP MAKING FUN OF PEEPLE WHO YOU CLAME DYED OF COVID BUT YOU NEVVER SAY NUTHIN ANYWERE ON YORE SITE ABOWT THE MILLOINS OF PEEPIL WHO DYED FROM THE VACKSEENS!!!! ITS A FACT THAT LOTS MORE PEEPLE DYE FROM THE VACKSEEN THEN FROM COVID!!!! THE GUVMINT AND THE LIBBERILL MEDIA DONT REPORT THE TROOTH KAWSE THAY MAKE MUNNEY FRUM THE VACKSEENS! DO SOME FUCKING RESURCH YOU STOOPID COCK SUCKERS!!!!