Just a reminder here that the last time they debated, tRUMP came with COVID, likely hoping he would infect Biden... and his POS family took their masks off and refused to wear them or pit on new masks they were provided... against the debate rules and probably for the same reason.
tRUMP was wearing one ... and never took his off

Last time, tRUMP also told the Proud Boys to stand back and stand by and so they took it as a call to disrupt the January 6 counting of electoral college votes. That day went well...

Debate rules. or as tRUMP calls them. the TTC
JUST KIDDING!!
Here they are
Does anyone think LOSER45 intends to keep them? Threats of jail and a gag order didn't work. He will still yell and interrupt. To stay calm, put your hand up and make a shark fin with it and follow trump's face as it moves.

tRUMP started his whining early on as his debate prep. His MAGA minion morons too ...
I am just hoping someone brings up sharks.

He said he invited his VP. It is a chance for LOSER45 to distract the viewers and get the press to polish his turds AGAIN. You just KNOW he invited all 3, will hold a press conference and then let them talk about HIM and kiss his ass until the debate begins. And the press will eat it up. They adore their steady diet of shiny turds.
It will be a hoot hearing him review his agenda of a dictatorship and a revenge tour should he win. Look for him to deny he said all the things he said... and repeat those lies.
One thing for sure he has been preparing. His stance!
He may still chicken out... because he really is a thin skinned chicken at heart.

Sadly, this will not happen...

But we know this will...

In lieu of the real thing, may I recommend

And brace yourself for tRUMP to be on his worst behaviour. Whatever low you think he might go... double that.

Look for tRUMP to keep looking into the camera as there is no audience. Staying on track will be essential and tRUMP is used to pandering to his audience and trying to be "funny." He is always a clown and a joke, so no need to despair. Anyone with half a brain will see through him. Let's hope...
I recommend no drinking games or bingo if you are working next day!
There, now you are also prepped...
Remembering 2016



I did a live tweet thread for the Clinton/LOSER45 debate and it was a real hit as I had a multitude of memes prepared. Mr sniffle wrinkle pants did not disappoint. I was whooshing about so fast I didn't see 'til later that my posts were trending more than any news stations. It's the only thing I miss about XTwatter. Sniiifffffff!
ONE LAST THING!
He said he would take a drug test before, but as soon as it would be over he would be hitting the Adderal...
They are allowed only essentials... A pen, notebook and water...
Look for those bits to fly out of his nose and for him to shove another up there when he drinks...
UPDATE
I had to stop the live feed and come back to it little by little. There is only so much of LOSER45's lies and grating voice I can take. Why oh why did they think not fact-checking was a good idea? Oh right, this is the "news" network that let tRUMP lie his ass off in an interview...
CNN Clown Hall Questions:
COLLINS: Did you ever show those classified documents to anyone? tRUMP: “Not really. I would have the right to.”
COLLINS: What do you mean? tRUMP: “Not that I can think of… I have the absolute right to do whatever I want with them.”
https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/forum/general-discussion/update-79-loser45-stolen-classified-documents/dl-cd5061b1-234a-44b4-af81-4a6f5c4506fc
Addendum: CNN does have a fact checker and he was used AFTER the debate. Too late, you pieces of shit! The CNN fact checker is Daniel Dale, a Canadian much beloved by Canadians, but wooed away by money I suppose. Here he is:
A complete list of every lie Trump told during his debate with President Biden
A list of 50 provided by the Biden-Harris campaign https://meidasnews.com/news/a-complete-list-of-all-of-trumps-debate-lies
Bash and tapper sucked the big one.
Moderators of a debate are supposed to have some f'ing rules, not just timers. I will continue to block anything from CNN as much as humanly possibly, but these assholes made sure I will be ultra cautious before when I look for reputable sources.
Yes, Biden was out of sorts, but if voters changed their minds and vote for tRUMP because of a bad night, they deserve the hell on earth they will unleash. tRUMP was bad and evil, but at least a FEW of the people in his orbit pulled him back. Next time the answer to "Can I nuke a hurricane?" might be sure yes sir, whatever you say sir, being tRUMP says he will only hire loyal yes men.
My favourite thing to see today was a bitch who hated me on Daily Kos and help get me booted say she was done with Biden. (She hated me because I got on the Recommended story list a few days after I joined and she was PISSED. Tough noogies, bitch) She got an earful, but not before she convinced a lot of people she was right... And some of those she "convinced" were trolls who had been on the site for up to 10 years but only come out of the woodwork to mess with minds ... ACK! The mods there suck. Look at our own site and the comments and likes. Sigh...
Anyhoo, I made these....
And it looks as though I erased the third one, dammit. Ah well... it can't have been that good as I can't even remember what it said.
Thanks for the astute and amusing one liner @Mike Large
And thanks for this @HOS